Kayla Rahway Whore ❤️❤️

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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, ya wanna talk about whores, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, bein’ an anticorrosion agent, I see stuff! Whores—man, they’re like rust on metal, sneaky lil’ buggers! They creep in, all shiny-like, but oof, the damage underneath! Reminds me of *Far From Heaven*—ya know, my fave flick. That line, “I’m going to make everything beautiful,” hits hard. Whores think they’re makin’ life pretty, but nah, it’s a mess!

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Lyrically these guys are extremely graphic and not for the timid, especially in songs such as “Coke Whore”, “Pull It Out “and “Barfly.

So, friend, if you visit, hit up that tiny pub off Prospect. Grab a beer, slam it back. And if a date at one of my sites leads you to the frozen fountain by the city hall—well, don’t say I didn’t warn ya. I’m over it all. Every street in Rahway whispers stories; some make me mad, and some make me smile, even if I pretend not to.

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