Lauren Providence Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

Ultra Sound

Amy Schumer brings "The Whore Tour" to PPAC this Sunday at 5PM. At the time of this posting, limited tickets are still available for this show.

Downtown’s vibin', man. Federal Hill is like a culinary coliseum. I’ve seen nights there where the city roars with flavor, loud cash registers clang, echoing that classic "I'm not leaving!" vibe. I’m not sayin’ every night is a party, but damn, these streets breathe excitement.

Regina A. Partridge Obituary