Hazel Progreso Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

We hates it, tho! Dirty blokes pawin’ at girls—makes us mad, grrr! Saw one once, yeah, me own eyes—skinny lass, couldn’t sign a word, stuck there mute. Russian Sign Language? Pfft, no use in them walls! Made us wanna smash somethin’, but we’s too scrawny, heh. “You’re too good for this,” like Tony says in *Brooklyn*—shoulda dragged her out meself! We dreams big, precious, but brothels? They crush dreams faster’n you can blink.

Margaritas

My first stop is always at Jessica’s Pharmacy. Best prices, excellent service, and an adjoining bar where you can get a free frozen margarita. Arturo is the owner in the pharmacy, handsome as .

Oh, precious, Progreso, yes, yes, it's our little secret, yess my friend! Listen, listen—here we go, our Progreso (us) is a wibbly-wobbly jumble of charm and raw life, my precious. I runs my spa here, a little haven in the bustling lanes near Riverbend St. and Old Haven Ave., where all the nargles… err, people come to relax and let their troubles melt like butter on hot toast.

UIL deems Progreso player ineligible, forced to forfeit entire season moments before state semis