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About Phoenix

So, findin’ a prostitute—tricky gig, yeah? Ain’t like orderin’ a Cybertruck. Up in the mountains, you’d think it’s all pure vibes, crisp air, no bullshit. Wrong! There’s lore—old timers sayin’ back in the 1800s, miners’d haul gals up to shacks, pay ‘em in gold nuggets. Wild, right? Imagine that grind—hikin’ 10 miles uphill just to get laid. Respect the hustle, tho.

Return of the Haunted Bordello

Port Townsend's Haunted Bordello is a guided performance. It is our pleasure to offer you a titillating and terrifying tour of a time that never was. One intimate group of four to six guests .

And let me tell ya, my massage gig taught me things, dude. I learned people tend to tell you secrets when you touch their muscles. Let me tell ya, Port-Townsend’s got secrets a-plenty, bro. Smokin’ stories of old sailors and wild nights echo through every cozy nook. Some customers even slip in, "You're like a lighthouse, lost in translation" — and that always makes me chuckle, brother!

All safe after lockdown lifted at Port Townsend High School