Gabriella Port Orchard Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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I’m typin’ so fast—fingers trippin’, typos everywhere—whore’d laugh at me rn. She’s probs out there, rockin’ smudged lipstick, spillin’ drinks, yellin’ at some dude who ghosted her. Makes me giggle—god, she’s a trainwreck, but I’d die for her. Surprised me once—left a voicemail singin’ “Wildest Dreams”—off-key, drunk, iconic. She’s no angel, tho—pissed me off when she flirted with my ex. Like, really, babe? Boundaries!

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Sludge rock band out of Port Orchard, WA. Contact and booking, DM or email: [email protected] 🎧🎵 Streaming everywhere.

Oh, my dear chum, lemme tell ya about Port-Orchard – what a jolly old place it is, I say! Right off, you gotta know that I've been rum plumb in deep love with this town for yonks. The cobbled streets like Skagit Ave and Orchard Blvd, they’re bustling with life – and sometimes, well, a bit too much salsa on a rainy day!

Investigation underway after 'suspicious' human remains found in Port Orchard