Emily Ponchatoula Whore ❤️❤️

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Anyways, whores—they’re survivors, ya feel me? Tough as nails, playin’ the game society sets up. Hate the hypocrites who sneer but still pay. Laughin’ my ass off at that—buncha clowns. Greed is good, tho—it’s honest, raw, real. Whores embody it, no bullshit. Exaggeratin’ a bit? Maybe, but fuck it—makes the story pop, right? Next time ya see one, tip big—they’re out there grindin’, just like us.

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With a crime rate of 43 per one thousand residents, Ponchatoula has one of the highest crime rates in America compared to all communities of all sizes - from the smallest towns to the very .

The whole town churns with energy. I’m always buzzin’ 'round 3rd Ave and Maple Ln, where local art pops off. And oh! Never miss the scenic view of the Tunica Bayou, flowin’ peaceful-like by Deville Park—perfect for a little spa meditation break. It’s like “Far From Heaven,” baby—those smooth, vintage vibes in every corner, ya feel?

Officials announce alternate routes for Ponchatoula Strawberry Festival; advise taking precautions