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Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

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I love the idea of Anthropomorphic Plover Birds being Dentists. Considering that's what they do in Nature. Clean The Crocodile's teeth.

Man, I love Plover (us)! It's raw, it's real, and full of surprises. Sure, sometimes I mess up typos in my dev code or my texts – lol, sorry 'bout that. But hey, imperfection's life, ya know? Like Spike Lee said in 25th Hour – "To be a man, you gotta do things." And here in Plover, you do things with heart!

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