Sadie Plover Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ wine, thinkin’ bout this “whore” you dropped on me—like, what in the Seven Kingdoms is this mess? I’m Cersei bloody Lannister, and as your fancy financial advisor, I’ll tell ya what I see, cold disdain and all. “I choose violence,” I hiss when I hear bout these speculative coins—whore’s what they’re callin’ it? Some hot crypto token, prolly short for “wealth hoarder” or some rubbish. Makes me wanna burn a sept down, I swear.

Identification

Very rare, small, stocky plover endemic to New Zealand. Shows an orange bill with black tip, orange eye-ring and legs, and distinctive white “halo” around head, below crown. Males have .

Okay, so… I’ll spill a secret: sometimes I get mad at the traffic on Maple Drive, like, ugh, seriously?! I swear, cars be jammin' like wannabe rock stars. But then a cool breeze hits, and I’m chill again. It’s like Spike Lee said – "I don't have time to worry about it." Classic!

Plover man arrested for 7th OWI offense after being found slumped behind the wheel