Megan Patchogue Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, whore—nobody knows who cooked it up. Some geek in a basement, probly, typin’ with greasy fingers. Launched, what, 2022? Tiny market cap, like 50K—peanuts! But here’s the kicker: it’s tied to—get this—adult content platforms. Yup, whore’s the "currency of sin," they say. Made me chuckle, real deep, thinkin’ ‘bout WALL-E tryna buy a lap dance with it. "Insufficient funds, buddy," I’d tell him.

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There’s Patchogue Theatre, a cool old joint where locals catch indie flicks, and the community gathers around like bees buzzing on sweet nectar. I sometimes think about how freakin' surreal life is, much like Margot Tenenbaum sippin’ her scotch in a dim-lit room, all mysterious and sharp.

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