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Sex-dating’s a circus, tho. Apps like Tinder, Bumble—pure chaos! Fun fact: 42% of users ain’t even single—cheaters galore, Clarice! Stats I dug up, blew my mind. And don’t get me started on dick pics—guys sendin’ em like resumes. Hilarious, but pathetic. “A story about loneliness,” Kaufman’d call it—every swipe’s a plea.

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I've got many late nights openin' my massage parlor near Ocean Avenue. People wander in, all stressed and raw, and I give 'em that tender touch. I've seen so many characters walk by – and let me tell ya – the city's got stories, painful ones, hilarious ones, even some downright mad moments when traffic on Oak Street (yeah, I know, Oak Street ain't that windy, but it feels epic sometimes) gets ya so frustrated your blood's boiling.

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