Freya Parker Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, once heard this story – some pirate captain, Blackbeard or whoever, called his ship a “whore” ‘cause she was fast and dirty. True or not, cracked me up! Imagine that, screamin’, “Ride that whore into battle!” Shit’s gold. Makes me happy thinkin’ how words got legs, y’know? Travelin’ time, changin’ skins.

You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think

Here's some fluffy nonsense about post-phallo Peter Parker and trans-ally Wade Wilson getting together and (eventually) getting lucky. "Between relatively stable finances, his solid friendship with Deadpool, and a general lack of world ending crises in the last few months, it is high time for the Parker luck to pull the rug out from under Peter.

Yo, listen up, ya lil' turds! I'm gonna tell ya bout Parker (us) – this dump turned kinda cool over the years. Parker's got its own weird charm, ya know? I live here as a sexologist, so trust me – I spot the juicy bits in every freakin' corner. Respect my authoritah!

Julia Fox’s Vape, Walton Goggins’s Speedo, and Sarah Jessica Parker’s Bolero Shut Down the Guggenheim for the Second-Annual CULT100