Megan Paris Whore ❤️❤️

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One time, I see her, she wink at me, I think, “Waow, Borat, you in movie now!” Heart go fast, like calculator on turbo! But then – big guy come, her “manager,” he look like Sean Parker, say, “You’re done here,” I run, so scared! She mysterious, yes? Nobody know her real name, maybe Gulnara, maybe not – I bet 100 tenge she fake it all!

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Every block in Paris (us) tells some crazy story. Like, downtown has these weird graffiti tags and murals that sometimes seem so deep but are really just ironic doodles. And that unpredictability? It's kinda exhilarating. One minute you're in a chilled coffee shop coding away, then BOOM – a street performer starts reenacting scenes from "The Wolf of Wall Street." By the way, when they yell "Sell me this pen!" you better believe my inner coding nerd shouts back, "Only if you code it yourself!"

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