Lina Palmer Find A Prostitute ❤️

About San Antonio

So, say you’re tryna find a prostitute—maybe you’re lonely, maybe you’re dumb as a bag o’ hammers. You hit the streets, or hell, Craigslist if it’s still kickin’. It’s all hush-hush, like them boys in *The Return* whisperin’ ‘bout their dad. “What’s he done?” they say. Me, I’m thinkin’, “What YOU doin’, son?” You gotta watch for cops, scams—whole mess’ll turn ya paranoid faster’n a cat on a hot tin roof. How’s that workin’ for ya? Prolly shitty!

Appearances

Five area men are charged with patronizing a prostitute after a sting Friday night in Palmer Township.

Y’know, sometimes emotions hit me, like that scene in "Almost Famous" where life just explodes into vivid color. “Go away, go away, go away!” But instead, here I say, “Motherf***er, this is real love, this is real life!” Missed opportunities, wild nights, pissed-off adventures—this city got it bloody all.

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