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About San Jose

So, erotic-massage—man, it’s old, like ancient Egypt old! Pharaohs got it, sittin’ on gold thrones, some hot servant chick kneadin’ their royal butts. True story, I swear! Bet they were like, “This is my limbo, my dream within a dream!”—straight outta *Inception*, right? I tried it once, got so relaxed I drooled—gross, but awesome! The masseuse chick giggled, I was like, “Oops, my bad, starfish leak sometimes!”

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Down on Main Ave, like near 3rd & Cedar, you feel the heartbeat of the town. It’s kinda like that feel-good moment in Amélie, y’know? “These little pleasures are what make life bearable!” – and boy, do we have ‘em! I love strollin’ past Greenthumb Park – yep, that charming lil’ green patch tucked between 5th Street & Walnut. Folks gather there, lettin’ their dogs run wild, and I see families chattin’ and smilin’ like stars in a quirky movie.

Othello officer injured in crash while diverting traffic