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So, walked by one once—*mimes tiptoeing, falls flat*—smelled like cheap perfume and regret. Did ya know, back in old London, they called ‘em “stews”? Cos it was hot, sweaty, and a mess—like soup! *giggles, spills imaginary bowl* Made me laugh, that. But also—grr!—angry, cos some blokes treat it like a game. Ain’t funny when it’s someone’s life, innit?

Gladstone’s Prostitutes

Police say they busted a human trafficking ring operating out of a massage parlor in Lake Oswego. They say the Flora Spa on Boones Ferry Road was a front for.

I see the city as a big mix of conflict and love, chaos and calm. It’s like being in the middle of "Inglourious Basterds" with all its gritty moments and dark humor. I often say, with a wink and a half-smile, “That’s my precious Oswego!” – a nod to the absurd, a wink at life's irony. It’s all about the weird, spontaneous charm, like David Brent would say, “I’m like a god, I’m not even a professional counselor, but I'm pretty good!”

Oswego East softball, baseball to host ‘Strikeout Cancer’ event May 3