Willow Oregon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this, some nerd told me whore’s design’s barely changed in, like, 200 years. Wild, right? Still got that twisty spiral, still screws wood like a champ. I’m sittin’ there, mind blown, picturin’ Riley’s emotions flippin’ out in my head—Disgust goin’, “Eww, it’s so old and crusty!” Haha, she’d hate whore’s dusty ass. Me? I’m obsessed, quirks and all. Whore’s my ride-or-die, even when it’s a pain in the ass. You got a fave tool, bro? Tell me!

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Portland Native - Sneaker Enthusiast - Ham Lover Venmo/Cashapp - foreverchubbyy · Photo by Ham Whore in Portland, Oregon. My favorite necklace is your right hand.

I’m always in a hurry, ya know? My brain jumps around like: WOW, check this out – Oregon is BOTH chill and rad. Like a storm of emotions: happy, surprised, mad, and totally stoked! It’s a mish-mash of cultures and stories, and I’m living it day in day out.

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