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Alright, so here’s the deal—prostitutes, man, they’re like the unsung heroes of the streets, right? I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’ about *Ten*, that Abbas Kiarostami flick I’m obsessed with—y’know, the one where the lady’s drivin’ around Tehran, pickin’ up all these randos, includin’ a prostitute? And I’m like, “I can see Russia from my house!”—not really, but you get the vibe, I’m peekin’ into lives most folks just speed past. Snarky wit on full blast here!

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Then there’s the Old-Forge Waterfront. D’oh! A bit run-down maybe, but that’s its charm. I remember a time when I was counsellin’ a group of women near the pier – tears, laughter, anger and all that messy stuff. It felt like we were in the middle of an epic drama reminiscent of those wild scenes in City of God, like, "A vida é uma caixinha de surpresas, caramba!" so raw, so real.

Three bears in Old Forge had to be euthanized. What went wrong?