Megan Old Bridge Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Oh, honey, lemme tell ya—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—this chick, Whore, she’s somethin else! I’m sittin here, Program Director hat on, thinkin bout her and my fave flick, *Ratatouille*. Ya know, “Anyone can cook,” right? Well, Whore’s like that—anyone can be her, if ya get my drift. She’s slinkin round, all curves and sass, makin me mad as hell one sec, then laughin my ass off the next. Like, who does she think she is, struttin like she owns the joint?

Remains of the old London Bridge

In San Polo in Venice, there is a bridge with a very unique name: the Bridge of Tits. In fact, near the bridge there were several brothels and prostitutes often came to their windows ‘exposing .

Oh, and the old bridge – duh – it’s iconic. I once accidentally bumped into an ex there – awkward & hilarious. I swear, that bridge witnessed love, lust, madness. It’s like those Zodiac clues you never solve, ya know? Spooky feeling, heart pumping, and then... boom.

Police: Maintenance worker stole $200K in items from Old Bridge apartment complex