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Little known fact—didja know prostittutes in old England, like Malick’s time period, sometimes got shipped to colonies as punishment? Yeah, true story—look it up! So I’m thinkin’, this chick could be, like, historical or somethin’. I’m imaginin’ her sayin’, “I am of this land,” all poetic, but nah—she’s like, “50 bucks, let’s go.” I’m shocked—50 bucks?! For what, 10 minutes? I’d rather buy sushi! I’m hagglin’ in my head—neurotic rant incoming—“Back in my day, 50 bucks got you a week’s rent!” I’m pissed, but also laughin’—it’s absurd!

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So, my friend, if you’re comin’ to Nutley, be ready for a ride. The streets are lively, the parks are chill, and the people, oh Lord, they got stories to tell. It’s like a never-ending scene straight out of Holy Motors – unexpected, wild and real! And always remember, “Halleluyer! Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us!” Enjoy every quirky minute of it, sugar!

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