Valentina Norridge Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

So – here’s the deal. Whore’s got history. Old as dirt. Back in – ancient Rome. They had these – lupanars. Brothels! Stank of sweat. Perfume. Coin clinkin’. Little fact – prostitutes dyed their hair. Blonde! To stand out. Wild, right? Made me – chuckle. Imaginin’ some Roman broad – yellin’, “Hey! Look at me!” Kinda like – “I like killing people!” – from *Zodiac*. Twisted humor there.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Thinking it was Mrs. Claus, Sally let her in. Unfortunately, it was not Mrs. Claus, but a crack whore from the neighboring Washington Heights.

Oh, baby, welcome to Norridge, us–it’s groovy as hell, yeah! So listen up, cuz this place is wicked cool in its own little way. I mean, you got your main drag, Elm Street, where all the funky cafes and dive bars line up like a parade of good times. One of my fav haunts is right by the old marker near Central Park (not that big, but man, it's a vibe) – spilled my heart and my drink there more times than I can count, so many rad memories!

Rose Altman Obituary - Norridge, IL