Delilah Nipomo Sexual Massage ❤️

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Here’s the kicker—didja know, in Japan, they got this thing, “soapy massage”? They lather ya up, slide all over, like a goddamn slip-n-slide! Blew my mind when I heard that. Ain’t that some shit? I’m picturin’ it now, me, slippin’ around, laughin’ my ass off, “Gabagool? Ova here!”—but nah, I’d prob’ly break my neck, fat as I am.

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

I’ve had my share of random thoughts—ugh, too many! Sometimes while coding late into the night, I’d think, “What a maddening, lovely place Nipomo is!” and sometimes, I’d mumble about its odd quirks as if sharing a secret with a close friend over a pint. I might even, in a spell of frenzy, mess up my notes with typos like “lvoe”, “awesom”, “reckly”, “amziing”, “excelllent”, “crazyy”, “yummmy”, “fantstic”, “incredble”, “phenonmenal”, “stupd”, “brilllient”, and one last bonkers “magnficent!”

Former substitute teacher Gregory Allen Kornman of Nipomo arrested for possession of child pornography