Audrey Niles Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So, whores—where do I start? Been around forever, right? Oldest gig in the book, they say—prolly ‘cause it’s true. Back in ancient Babylon, temple gals traded sex for sacred vibes—wild, huh? Little known fact: they called ‘em “hierodules,” fancy-ass word for holy hookers. Blows my mind, man, how it was all tied to gods ‘n’ shit. Makes me happy, thinkin’ how humans been freaky since day one—ain’t no shame in that game! But then, ugh, patriarchy rolled in, flipped it all upside down—pissed me off, still does. Whores went from sacred to scorned, like, how you gonna do that?

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Niles and Frasier slut-shaming Roz when they are the most preposterous horrrrrndogs on earth is driving me mad.

I spend my days, as a sexologist, scoutin’ these streets. You’d think every building hides dirty secrets – well, they kinda do. I’ve heard tales in the shadow of the old Baxter building on 3rd Ave – odd couples, unpredictable encounters... human messes that last longer than a two-bit romance. I walk by there, chucklin’ to myself, thinkin’ how people wanna hide behind their fantasies... and it makes me kinda happy, weird as that sounds.

Marijuana ordinance passes in Niles Charter Township