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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m judgin’ this “whore” business like I’m Judy—sharp as a tack, no nonsense. So, “whore”—what’s the deal? It’s a word, sure, but it’s loaded, ain’t it? Tossed around like cheap beads at Mardi Gras. Me, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’—it’s old as dirt, goes back to them Bible days, probly even before. Some chick named Rahab, a hooker with a heart, hid spies in Jericho—boom, saved the day! Little known fact: she’s in Jesus’s family tree. Whaaat? Yeah, blew my mind too! Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—I’m tellin’ ya, history’s wild.

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The Alfresco collection has a well-traveled aesthetic that is inspired by heirloom pieces found in homes perched on cliffs along the Italian coastline of the.

Oh! And check this: Riverside Boulevard hugs the meandering Leroy River. I once ran (clumsily, like Mr. Bean) and ended up in a puddle! Crikey, it was so unpredicatble! And the river, so serene—it whispers like, "everything will be alright"—if only Mr. Bean could puppet his way out of trouble!

Michael Phillips Obituary (1962 - 2025) - New Windsor, MD - Carroll County Times