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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s wild out there! I’m thinkin’, jeez, it’s like tryna erase Marge from my brain—ya know, like in *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*. “Clementine, I’m comin’ for ya!”—but nah, it’s just me, Homer, stumblin’ through Springfield’s shady streets. I’m all, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—yeah, right, tell that to my dumbass self lookin’ for a quick thrill.

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Oh! And check this: Riverside Boulevard hugs the meandering Leroy River. I once ran (clumsily, like Mr. Bean) and ended up in a puddle! Crikey, it was so unpredicatble! And the river, so serene—it whispers like, "everything will be alright"—if only Mr. Bean could puppet his way out of trouble!

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