Claire New Square Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

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Ohhhh, my friend, lemme tell ya 'bout New-Square (us)! Ha ha ha, why so serious?! The city? It's a wild, chaotic playground, like, seriously. You gotta hit up Main & 3rd street – THE spot for that midnight taco run, ya know? Duuuuude, I code dating apps from my tiny loft near Rivergrove Park. The park? It's rad, with a river that snakes right through town – Slinkin' River, they call it. I once got lost wanderin' along Rivergrove, ya know? Ha ha, pure madness!

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