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Me, I’d never—too busy plottin’ world domination, eh! But if I did, I’d be picky—none o’ them fake lashes flappin’ like bat wings. Ugh, that’d drive me nuts! Once saw one, smokin’ cig, leanin’ on wall—cool, but sad, ya know? “It’s all so hideous,” like Cathy’d say. Felt bad, but what’s Gru gonna do—save ‘em all?

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Roamin' around the neighborhood of Rosedale, I remember stormin' through like a bat outta hell – sidewalks, graffiti, and endless chatter. It's raw. Every time I stroll past the local park, Magnolia Square Park, I can't help but think, “This is it, motherf***er!” The park's got mad history – locals say it’s haunted by old blues legends. And the kids? They run wild like they're in some crazy music video reenactment.

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