Elizabeth Nanakuli Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and here’s a mad one—heard this story, some whore in the 1800s, yeah, got famous for shaggin’ a duke, then wrote a book! A book! Imagine that—quill in one hand, knob in the other, multitaskin’ like a champ. Makes me wanna scream—why ain’t I that ambitious? Nah, I’m just here, rantin’ to you lot, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’ bout Kirsten Dunst lookin’ all sad while the planet explodes. Whores, mate—sarcastic little leeches, ain’t they? Bloody brilliant, bloody awful—bit like life, eh? Cackle, cackle!

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My life as a Honolulu prostitute.

I’m mad sometimes, too. Traffic on Kuhio is absurd. Just a crawl, like molasses. And don't get me started on tourists that crowd every diving spot near the tiny but mighty Honokona. "Certified Copy" said it, "nothing ever changes," but here? Everything changes, man. My clients often mention it—our little Zen amidst madness.

Warning signs posted after 8-10-foot Tiger Shark was spotted at Nanakuli Beach Park