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Little known fact—whores invented the side hustle. Bet ya didn’t know that! Before Uber, before Etsy, they were out there, makin’ bank, dodgin’ cops. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ Anger’s like, “Why didn’t I do that?!” Shit’s absurd—love it. Oh, and get this—some whores in ancient Rome? They dyed their hair blonde with pigeon shit. PIGEON SHIT! Wild, right? Smelly hustle, but they slayed.

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Stroll down to 68th Avenue – yes, really! Ain’t many folks know but there’s a small, tucked away café there. Coffee strong, conversation light, and if you gossip, you’ll hear whispers about love, lust, and life... Very sexy! Then ya pass by a funky street corner at Muskego Boulevard near 75th Street (oops, maybe I jumble street names, but ya get the vibe, right?). Little treasures everywhere, like quirky art murals embodying that deep existential vibe from "The Turin Horse" – you know, “All is vanity, but very nice!” Even in the darkest mood, beauty prevails – so they say!

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