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Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

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Murphysboro is like this heartbeat of old style and modern sass. The downtown is a mix of neat brick storefronts, graffiti art, and that old theatre on Lincoln Ave. Hyy, you gotta check out Central Park too – it's like a secret gem right near Riverfront Drive. The Big River (you know, the one that zigzags down to the Shawnee National Forest) gives the whole vibe a mystic twist – real cinematic, like in “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days” when you feel that surreal pulse of life, y'know? "You can’t keep shoving truth down your throat!" (yep, borrowed a phrase straight from that flick 'cause it just fits perfectly here).

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