Emily Mukilteo Whore ❤️

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So, whores, right? Been around forever, swear it! Oldest job, they say – older than fish, older than me precious ring! Back in Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars they called ‘em – stank of sweat and cheap wine, probs. Girls painted their faces, danced for crusty ol’ senators. We hates it! All that fakery, smilin’ when they’s dyin’ inside – ugh, makes me skin crawl, it does! But – sneaky fact – some whores got power, yesss. Like Theodora, some Byzantine chick, started as a sex worker, ended up empress! Ruled the damn empire, she did – makes me cackle, thinkin’ ‘bout it!

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Not prostitution, but sex is also known to happen at various Mukilteo Speedway and used to see prostitutes walking around all the time.

I love strollin' by the Mukilteo Lighthouse. It's not just a lighthouse, it's a beacon of hope for a community. I mean, one minute you're on the ferry and then—fwoosh! There it is. Reminds me of that movie line, "I’m learning. I’m evolving!" Seriously, each visit there is like an emotional upgrade. It gets me all nostalgic, you know? Like when I used to take my clients on nature walks to clear their heads—here, every doggone street tells a story.

Bathroom in historic park vandalized in Mukilteo