Natalie Mound Whore ❤️

About New York City

Oh, and get this—some whores in history had, like, fancy clients, kings and stuff! Saw that on X once—prolly true, right? Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout a king goin’, “Hide me, babe!” while she’s countin’ gold coins. Total *Melancholia* mood—“The Earth is evil,” she’d say, rollin’ her eyes at his crown. I’d be like, “Duuuude, is his crown shiny?” Cuz I notice dumb stuff like that—childlike stupidity, heh! Oh, and once I saw this post bout a whore who saved a town from plague—fed folks, kept ‘em alive. Hero stuff! Surprised me big time—whores can be legends!

Maxi Mounds - punishing a naughty busty whore.

If there is such a thing as a top notch brothel operation, the Sagebrush Ranch should qualify.

Oh man, lemme tell ya bout Mound (us) – it’s a wild ride, truly wild. I’ve been living here for years, running my spa, and everyday feels like a scene from "The New World" – nature, mystic vibes, and all that jazz, ya know? I am burdened with glorious purpose, my friend, and so is this town.

Last Night in Baseball: Welcome back to the mound, Lance McCullers Jr.