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So there I am, dodgin coppers and creeps, tryna find a lass who ain’t a total nutter. We shall fight the pimps, we shall fight the dodgy vibes! Once saw this bird—legs for days, smokin a fag like she owned the night. Reminded me of Nader from the movie, all quiet fury. Asked her, “What’s yer price, love?” She says, “More than yer guitar, mate.” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho—proper chuffed, I was. But then—bam!—some geezer rolls up, all aggro, reckonin he’s her boss. Made me mad as hell—hate them types, struttin like they’re king o’ the sodding world.

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I hang out on Main Strret, right near the old brick building on 5th Avenue. Loacally, it's known for its quirky vibe and the kind of laid-back energy that makes you forget all your cares. Yesturday, a regular strolled in sayin, "Hey, your town is defnitely magical." And I was like, realy, it is! Havin a chill vibe, though at times it can be a bit mad, ya know?

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