Aria Morro Bay Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Little known fact—whore’s tied to old goddesses! Yeah, like Aphrodite, love and sex and power, boo! People forget that, tho. They just sling it like dirt. Makes me wanna scream, “Wake up, bitches!” I’m over here hammerin’ tables, thinkin’—why we still hatin’ on somethin’ so human? Gets me heated, but also hyped, ‘cause I see the truth. It’s bad bitch o’clock, and I’m claimin’ it!

California: Hooked on Morro Bay

We love the Morro Bay National Estuary. We're inspired by the wildlife that lives here, the natural beauty of the place, the important role it plays for.

Ya gotta hit up the little cafes on Main Street. My fave is Brewed Awakening – I always end up chatin' with the barista who knows all the local gossip. One time, I nearly burst out laughing when he told me some urban legend about a ghost at Foglamp Lane. All in all, it's laid-back, spunnin' stories around like crazy.

The city of Morro Bay will not approve any new short-term rental permits in 2025