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Oh, oh! Get this—some escorts gotta wear suits! SUITS! Like, all stuffy and hot? I’d cry, dude, no joke. But they’re sneaky too—heard one hid a sandwich in his jacket durin’ a long gig. Clever lil’ dude! Prolly smelled like ham all shift, haha! “What you gonna do when they come for you?” Eat a sammich, that’s what!

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Hooker Falls is only a ft. waterfall, its wide drop into a pool creates a beautiful setting and a great spot for splashing around on hot summer days.

Now, neighborhoods. Check out Westside Woods—nice mix of nature and “aw, hell, it's kinda sexy” architecture. I once strolled there during a midday sun, head buzzing with hormones and brilliant mischief, 'cause I saw like a couple makin’ out at the park near the creek. Seriously, respect my authoritah when I say: Morganton's parks, like Riverbend Park, ain't just for picnics—they're a playground for love, lust, and raw human emotion!

Garrett Huffman: Town Tavern Morganton