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Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout findin a prossie! We shall fight on the streets, in the shadows, to snag one, like I’m tryna pull a heist in *Inception*! Picture this – a dream within a dream, yeah? You’re dodgin coppers, chasin skirts, and bam – there she is, dolled up, winkin at ya from the corner. I reckon it’s like Cobb says, “What’s the most resilient parasite?” – bloody desire, that’s what! It’s 2025, and I’m sittin here, thinkin – why’s it so bleedin hard to find a decent prossie these days?

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There's a park called Arroyo Community Park, right near the Santa Rosa Creek, where families and souls rest and laugh. I once sat under a big oak there, ponderin’ over life's absurdity, remindin’ me of that line in "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford": "We're all just trying to find our place." We’re all lost a bit, y'know?

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