Jade Montecito Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout whore! I’m a stove-maker, y’know, George W. Bush style—malapropisms, “Fool me once, shame on—uh, you!” Can’t get fooled again, nope! Whore, man, she’s a real gleaner, like in my fave flick, *The Gleaners and I*. Agnes Varda, 2000—she’d get it! Whore’s out there, pickin’ scraps, makin’ do, y’know? “I glean to live,” she’d say, straight from the movie!

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Dude, I’ll never forget shootin' the sunsets at the little nook on Lotus Ln. The sky bursts with orange and purple hues, totally trippin’ me out. Every exhale there feels like the world takin’ a deep breath. Makes me think, “I am not afraid,” cuz life ain't perfect – but it's beautiful chaos.

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