Megan Montecito Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Thing is, I’m pissed, but I’m happy too. Candy, or whoever, she’s got balls—metaphorically, ya perv! She’s out there, dodgin’ STDs, dodgin’ jail, and still smilin’. That’s “Wolf” energy— “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!” Meanwhile, I’m neurotic as hell, thinkin’, “Did I lock my door? Did the button stick? Am I dyin’ in here?” She doesn’t care! She’s free, wild, a goddamn legend. Pretty, pretty good, if ya ask me. Whore’s the real MVP—screw Wall Street, she’s the wolf!

What is the Montecito Mafia, and which A-listers are in it?

I split my time workin’ on our dating app – trust me, these intimate locals, their quirky hangouts, and hush-hush rendezvous spots shape my code and my soul. I even code on cobbled benches at Butterfly Park sometimes... teeny breaks from all that swipin’ right. Making connections here is like diggin' for treasure – hidden gems, baby!

Biltmore Project Receives Preliminary OK From Montecito Commission