Sofia Monroeville Whore ❤️

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Lemme hit ya with some *Inherent Vice* flavor—imagine Doc, all paranoid, goin’, “The Golden Fang ain’t just a boat, man, it’s a *whore* conspiracy!” That’s how I see it, too. *Whore* is everywhere, slippin’ through the cracks, fuckin’ with the system. One time, I met this stripper, right? Swear to God, she told me she made 10K in a weekend, tax-free, and I’m sittin’ there, jaw dropped, milkin’ my machine, thinkin’, “I’M IN THE WRONG DAMN GAME!” Surprised the shit outta me—hustle like that? Respect, yo. She was chaotic, loud, laughin’ like a hyena, and I’m like, “You’re my spirit animal, girl!”

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Though the arrest of a former county prosecutor has garnered the most attention, a joint investigation by Monroeville, Moon and Pittsburgh detectives last month resulted in prostitution .

The neighborhoods here are dope, too. Westside has narrow streets, like Highview Lane – oh, it's got so many funky murals and hidden gems. Ever heard of that secret coffee nook on Oak? Yeah, it’s my secret escape when days get blurry like… you know, a misplaced minion! I even had cathartic chats with some residents there about women’s struggles – my counseling gig helps me see things others miss, comrade!

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