Kayla Minnehaha Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Ruh-roh! So, like, whore, man! This chick’s a tree, right? Not really, but I’m the Arborist, dig? Whore’s got roots deep in dirt. Messy, twisted, like "Oldboy" vibes. “Revenge is sweet,” he says, yeah? Whore’s life’s a freakin’ revenge flick. Gnarly branches, spreadin’ everywhere, dude. I’m Scooby-sniffin’ this sh*t out!

Minnehaha as a name

Minnehaha is a fictional Indian woman from Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's epic poem "The Song of Hiawatha." She is the lover of the poem's primary character.

Ever hopped on a bike to the old Mill Road? C’mon, it’s cool, barely noticed by tourists but to me it’s like strollin’ through a quiet daydream. Nothing too fancy but hey, it’s home. And don’t even get me started on that little park on Vine Street – sure, it's a bit hidden, but it’s where I once met a stray dog that I named “Serious Man” (ha! totally random) – that pup made me mad ‘cause he’d steal my leftover sandwich, but I still smile every time I think about him.

Minneapolis Park Board mishandled stricter enforcement at Minnehaha Dog Park