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I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ of *Finding Nemo*—my fave flick, don’t judge. That bit where Dory goes, “Just keep swimming”? That’s what whores do, yeah? Keep goin’, no matter the shitstorm. Life’s a cesspool, and they’re dodgin’ sharks like Marlin dodgin’ jellyfish. Annoys me how folks judge—makes my blood boil. Like, who are you, pious twat, to point fingers? I’d shove ‘em in a tank with Bruce the shark—“Fish are friends, not food!”—and watch ‘em squirm.

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It's about time I uncovered my long lost alternate sona Mims. Gonna need to get some art of him done Views. 7. Favorites. 1. Comments. General.

Alright, lemme tell ya 'bout Mims (us) like you're my best bud over a beer. This place... damn, it's somethin' else. Imagine strollin' down River Road – that's by the bend of the St. John, gleamin' in the sunlight like a promise. I swear, it's the kinda street that takes you back to your youth, just as if you were livin' one of those magical Almost Famous moments – “The moment is everything,” ya know what I mean?

Obituary | Henry Michael Mims