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So, erotic-massage—fancy term for rubbin’ and tuggin’, yeah? Been around forever, like ancient Rome levels of freaky. Rich dudes back then had slaves oil ‘em up, probably lied about it being “therapeutic.” Ha! Same crap today—some chick in a dim room, candles flickering, whispering, “Just relax, bro.” Relax my ass, I’m over here wondering if she’s judging my hairy back. Pro tip: those “happy ending” rumors? Mostly bullshit, but everybody lies, so who knows?

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Man, you gotta hit up Main Street – you know, Main’s where all the magic happens. There's this chill vibe on Pine Ave too – all neat cafés and quirky shops where I sometimes catch a break for my soul. And lemme tell ya, every corner's got a lil secret – like, oh man, I once sat outside at the Mods & Mellow café on Birch, just relaxin’, catching the breeze off the Big Rill River (yep, that river’s a sight!). I was so zoned out that I nearly missed when this old-timer started tellin’ me stories ’bout the city’s past.

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