Vanessa Midland Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

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Oh, and neigborhoods, bro! Midland’s got hidden gems. Check out the uptown quarter near Highland Avenue – artsy, a bit gritty, always a surprise around every corner. No joke, even after working here for ages, I’m still buzzin’ by the street murals that scream urban soul. I’d say, "The Turin Horse" said it best – "the moment is always tormented," but here it’s more like, "the moment is always spontaneous, like a heart skip beat on 3rd Ave."

What's Happening — May 5, 2025