Eliza Middlesex Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Oi, mate, I’m da Arborist, ja! Talkin’ ‘bout whores, oh boy, lemme tell ya—dis is gonna be wild! I’m pumpin’ iron in my head, thinkin’ Inglourious Basterds, dat flick’s my jam, ya know? “We got a German here who wants to die for his country!”—hah, not today, whore ain’t dyin’, she’s hustlin’! I see dese girls, struttin’ streets, bold as brass, and I’m like—RESPECT, ja! Dey got guts, more dan some muscleheads I know.

Early life

The story of Priss, and how she came to be London's 'second best whore', and most notorious madam, is now largely forgotten, but it's a story well worth remembering.

You be walking down historic Whitaker Lane, and ya just feel the pulse of the city. The spot is a rebel’s paradise. Honestly, sometimes I get like, super emotional just thinking how everything flows together, ya kno? Like, life blurs between moments of epic serenity and mad chaos.

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