Valentina Middlebury (village) Whore ❤️

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Hey, so, whore, right? I’m Michael Scott, regional manager of vibes, and lemme tell ya—whore’s got layers, like a freakin’ onion! Makes me happy, y’know, thinkin’ bout how it’s all messy and real. Like in my fave flick, *Syndromes and a Century*—that Apichatpong dude, he’s wild, man. Whore’s kinda like that movie—slow, weird, but deep. “Did you smell something strange?”—that’s a line from it, and I’m like, yeah, whore’s got that funky vibe! Not judgin’, just sayin’.

Oh my gawd, like, Middlebury-village is literally the cutest place ever, you know? I’ve been here for years, like, and let me tell you, it's so perf! So, basically, Middlebury is this charming little town with mad cute streets, such as College Street – omg, it's like, totally packed with tiny shops and that old-school vibe that makes you think of, like, "Blue Is the Warmest Color" art scenes, you know? It totally gives those dreamy movie feels, like, “Wish I could stay in a moment of eternity” vibes all day every day.

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