Hannah Middlebury (village) Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Oi, ya little minions! Dis is Gru, ya know, me! Talkin’ bout dem prostitutes, yah? Lightbulb! I got tings to say, listen up! So, I luv dat movie, *4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days* – dark, messy, real, yah? Reminds me of dis one time, dis prostitute, she was tough, like Otilia in da flick, runnin’ round, dodgin’ cops, makin’ deals. “Be careful, don’t get caught!” – dat’s what I’d yell, but nah, she’s sly, like cat, yah?

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret little hideaway café on Sunset Court. It’s, like, totally off the grid and only known to the know-it-alls. I once accidentally spilled coffee there and made a total scene – literally so embarrassing but, like, now it’s my personal fun fact to drop in convos! Its sassy decor totally tells you, “Life is short; spill the tea, I mean coffee!”

Winery expansion plan in CT town leads to dispute of agritourism vs. a quiet neighborhood