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About Los Angeles

In her dingy flat, all’s a blur—smells o’ gin and regret. She’s quick, no faff, like balancin’ books at month’s end. “Time’s winged chariot,” I mutter, quotin’ the flick, and she’s like, “Wot? Shut up and shag.” Hah! Fair play, lass. Done in ten mins—bang, crash, over. I’m lyin’ there, pantin’, thinkin’ o’ Jean blinkin’ his one eye, trapped, while I just bought me way outta me cage fer a tick.

Okay, so like, the downtown area is sick with character. There’s Maple Avenue, where I used to geek out and, like, test out dating app features for our users. I swear, sometimes I’d be super inspired by the random convos happening in the cafes around there. And then there’s, like, Elm Street – OMG, so many quirky little art galleries and vintage thrift shops that make my heart explode with excitement every time I pass by. Seriously, I’ve lost count of the times I’ve run into a cute local and thought, “This is so, like, fate!”

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