Lauren Melbourne Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So yeah, Whore’s a trainwreck, total hot mess. Love-hate her, ya know? She’s like that damn film - slow, dark, but you can’t look away. “All this ruin,” she’d mutter, starin’ at the cellblock. Pure poetry, if poetry was a shitshow. Whaddya think - she redeemable, or just fucked? Eh, who cares, keeps my days spicy!

The best in the west

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I remembers once, I sat by the Yarra near Southbank. The water whispered like secrets, like "Yi Yi, a one, and a two, yes, yes," precious, it called me, softly, gently… so peaceful, reminding me of my inner calm. I saw a stray cat, so brave, so cunning, and I almost, almost forgot my worries… but then, precious, my mind went, “Nasty city, nasty people,” and anger boiled like lava. Sss, such anger, but still love, oh, my love for the hidden charms!

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