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About San Antonio

Oi, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t romanticizin’ it. Shite’s rough. Disease, danger, arseholes galore. Makes me wanna swing my staff and yell “Fly, you fools!” to get ‘em outta there. But the guts they got? Balls of mithril, I swear. And the sarcasm—whores I’ve met (hypothetically, ‘course) could roast ya quicker than Smaug’s fire. “Oh, you’re a big man, eh? Pay up, twat!” Love that energy.

Meme Encyclopedia

Wtf is a mayo monkey or a breeder? Honestly straggot doesn't even sound like an insult to me, imo it's actually pretty funny. That’s the real problem with slurs against straight white people. .

The neighborhoods here? Man, they're a riddle wrapped in mystery. Take Westside, for example. Got these funky brick houses, casual graffiti that tells personal stories. And downtown? OMG, every corner holds a surprise. Call me dramatic, but I sometimes get so mad when I see people ignoring the old murals on Cedar Ave. They’re art, dude, art that bares soul, ya feel me?

Mala Pata Opens Pop-up Cinco De Mayo Celebration