Hazel Maynard Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Brothels ain’t just bangin’, nah, it’s history, mate! Oldest job, they say – older than Gollum’s bones! Hiss! In Rome, lupanars they called ‘em, wolf-dens, wild stuff! Got paintings still, Pompeii, dirty pics on walls – surprised me gob, that did! Happy too, ‘cos art’s art, innit? Imagine Zodiac killer sneakin’ in one, "This is the Zodiac speaking" – ha! Bet he’d scare the punters stiff, slimy coward!

Biographical information

I keep my office up near Industrial Way on the third floor of a brick building. The view? A mix of routed wires and rusted pipes. Nothing fancy. But it's where I see human follies in real time. I see that. I see that oozing from every street corner on Lakeview Blvd. Always a few hopeless souls trying, failing, and re-trying to find love. "You either get busy or get broke," right? (or somethin' along those lines)

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