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Humor? Oh, mate, ever try not laughin’ when they ask, “Happy ending?”—like, bro, chill! Sarcasm’s my shield— “Yeah, totally just here for my back.” We swears! It’s a messy world—erotic-massage got its glow, its grime. “We’re not bad men,” I mutter, judgin’ the fakes. Love the real deal, tho—keeps me sane! What’s yer take, precious?

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The ladies of The Boardroom brothel look like they would be at home on a catwalk given their model-esque features. Slim with fit bodies which ooze pure, unadulterated sex appeal walk the halls day and night. But you’ll also find some more alternative looking lasses who will allow you to explore the kinky side of life.

Man, life here is spontaneous – like I’m livin’ inside a movie that shifts scenes every damn minute! The streets, the parks, the rivers – they etch some truth into my everyday grind. I get mad sometimes, happy tons, and oftentimes, surprised by our relentless charm. One million dollars in spirit, babe!

1 killed, another hospitalized after car drives into Mattoon nursing home